08/29/06

9:10 AM

I have been cleaning up my mailbox because I had over 1000 messages and some dated back to 1995... urgh!
Still, I am having a blast reading some old jokes and emails people have sent me over the years... in the course of the next few days, I'll share some with you...

To get things started, here's a choice/belief questionnaire that somebody sent me back in 2003, but I took the liberty to update my answers.. (My answers in italics)

BELIEFS:
Do you believe in:

1. Abortion - I don't support abortion but I'm 100% Pro-Choice
2. Heaven - Heaven is a place on Earth... it could be just around the corner.
3. Hell - It is usually right across from Heaven
4. God - after centuries of wars, it would be a real bummer if there was nothing out there...
5. Reincarnation - yes, please
6. Fate - we are the masters of our own destiny, which is ever-changing thanks to the small decisions we make everyday.
7. War - unfortunately, sometimes it's the only option.
8. Ghosts - I wanna believe.
9. Magic - Just look around you... what more evidence do you need?
10. Santa Claus - definitely! I believe with all my heart.

CHOICES

1. Pepsi or coke - Dr. Pepper
2. McDonald's or Burger King - Wendy's.
3. Adidas or Nike - Reebok
5. Dogs or cats - Dogs
6. Britney or Christina - let's ask Madonna that one
7. Eminem or Marilyn Manson - Now, that's a duet I'd like to see
8. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Nestea
9. One pillow or two - actually, 3.
10. Chocolate or vanilla - Vanilla, especially for its healing powers
11. Sushi or Hamburgers - Sushi, hands down
12. Hot chocolate or hot tea - any would be fine, but I'd rather have hot Apple Cider.
13. Cappucino or plain coffee - Caramelatta, yum!!
14. Boxers or briefs - I prefer boxers but I only wear briefs
15. Pooh or Tigger - The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things.
16. Tweety or Sylvester - Sufferin' Succotash!
17. Alternative or Country - I'm a country boy at heart...
18. PC or Mac? Mac, no doubt.
19. Hugs or Kisses? Hershey's White Chocolate Hugs...
20. Buttered, plain or salted popcorn? Do you have caramel?