09/03/06

9:35 PM

Today I had a whoppin' lunch...
In fact, it was so large I am still full...

We went down to TGIF...
We started off with some Buffalo Wings...
The Blue Cheese sauce was a little light...
I think they must have thin it out with cream cheese or something...
But still... the wings were nice and spicy...
And really hit the spot...

Then, I had a rockin' slab of juicy and tender ribs
Really smothered in a smokey BBQ sauce...
That was really somethin', dude!
Usually you don't get that kind of BBQ down here...
Ahhh... and I almost forget
I washed it down with a jug of Cuervo Gold...

Que cruda mas guey, mano!

However, wolfing down ribs me think about stereotypes...
Stereotypes? Yep, stereotypes...
Allow me to explain...

My sauce covered fingers made me think that
I just can not picture a gay guy devouring
hot-rockin', ass-kickin', gun-shootin' BBQ ribs...
or spicy Buffalo Wings for that matter...

Yeah... I know it's just a stereotype...
and I wouldn't even know what gay food would be...
Maybe pomegranate glazed quail salad
with orange vinaigrette and pecans
And a glass of blush wine...
How the hell would I know?

And why am I even thinking about this?
Gosh... I think a refresher course
At that cultural sensitivity seminar... urgh!
Or maybe I'm just still drunk...

Just ignore me today...